Category: Humor


I found a couple of funny ones here and here, and thought I’d merge them and organize them as to whether they apply to me (or wether I get the reference, at least).
 
You might be from the Pacific Northwest if:
  1. You know the state flower (Mildew)
  2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.
  3. Use the statement “sun break” and know what it means.
  4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
  5. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.
  6. Obey all traffic laws except "keep right unless passing." Actually, everyone drives 5-10 mph above the speed limit as well.
  7. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
  8. Hear the word "ferry" and think of boats-and long waits.
  9. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the “Walk” Signal.
  10. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain.
  11. Know more people who own boats than own air conditioners.
  12. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle’s Best, and Veneto’s.
  13. Know at least eight people who work for Intel or used to work for Tektronix.
  14. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon.
  15. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, and Willamette.
  16. You consider swimming an indoor sport.
  17. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food.
  18. Consider if it doesn’t have snow on it or has not recently erupted, regardless of altitude, it is a "hill" not a "mountain".
  19. Only honk your car horn if a collision is imminent; never for anything else.
  20. Go to a really nice bar and sit at a table.
  21. Think skiing always means being covered from head to toe, in snow or water.
  22. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark-while only working eight-hour days.
  23. You are not fazed by “Today’s forecast: showers followed by rain,” and “Tomorrow’s forecast: rain followed by showers.”
  24. You cannot wait for a day with “showers and sun breaks.”
  25. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.
  26. You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see through the cloud cover.
  27. You notice “the mountain is out” when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it.
  28. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
  29. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists (unless they are golfers, and then it’s OK if it’s really raining hard).
  30. You knew immediately that the view out of Frasier’s window was fake.
  31. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you can’t find the old ones after such a long time.
  32. You measure distance in hours.
  33. You often switch from “heat” to “a/c” in the same day.
  34. You use a down comforter in the summer.
    You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend/wife/significant other knows how to use them.
  35. You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Raining (Spring), Road Construction (Summer), Deer & Elk season (Fall).
  36. You actually understand these jokes. No one else does.
For these, I’m happy/sad to say they don’t apply to me – yet.
  1. Never go camping without waterproof matches and ponchos. Camping is not my cup of tea.
  2. You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still wear your hiking boots and parka. No hiking boots for me!
  3. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on. Nor sandals.
  4. You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat. Whoever uses a raincoat?
  5. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind.

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Fabulously funny article over at The Onion… It has been a while since I laughed out loud at one of these…
 
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Cuando uno esta cansado de todo

He aqui la solucion.